Dr. Tramplove - or how I learned to stop a car and love the road
How far would you go to win a stage?
Take a Taxi and tell nobody about it! Why? Because we are just as rich as David Guetta!
What shouldn't be missing in your hitchhiking-backpack?
one thump each; one Kasten Flens; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings...
Your Grandma's opinion:
Koboldmakis sind die süßesten Tiere der Welt!
You are ...
... the Kings and Queens of the Road!
How do you imagine your final arrival to Boracko Jezero?
with a Kasten Flensburger Pilsner of course
Current Race Rank: 5
Current Route Rank: 3
Motto: Peace is our Profession.
Plot: Paranoid Brigadier General Jack D. Hitch of Purpletown Air Balloon Base, believing that the trumpization of the American policy is a Soviet plot to poison the worldpeace, is able to deploy through a back door mechanism a peace attack on the Soviet Union without the knowledge of his superiors, including the Chair of the Joint Chiefs of the holy road, General Alex Supertramp, and President Cher Chastity. Only Hitch knows the code to stop a Porsche and he has shut down traffic in and out of Purpletown as a measure to protect his people. Meanwhile at the Pentagon Social Media Room, key persons including Hitch, Beyonce, Supertramp, Chastity, Til Schweiger and peace scientist and adviser, a former Hippigirl named Dr. Tramplove, are discussing measures to stop the hate & send everybody on the road and into the all...
Die Hasienda schiebt wieder mit an <3
Ich finde ja, Bier kann man zu allem tragen;););)
Viel Spaß ihr Honigmäuse!
Freue mich euch in Bosnien wiederzusehen :)
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